Friday, April 8, 2011

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SHARKTOPUS (USA, 2010)

Address: Declan O'Brien. Cast: Eric Roberts (Nathan Sands), Kerem Bursine (Andy Flynn), Sara Malakul Lane (Nicole Sands), Héctor Jiménez (Bones), Liv Boughn (Stacy Everheart), Julián González (Santos), Blake Linsey ( fish), Calvin Persson (Commander Cox), Megan Barkley (Lisa), Maija Markula (Bree). Duration: 86 minutes .

Symptoms: An engineer for the Army created a monster, half shark, half octopus, as a weapon against Somali pirates. When your electronic implants fail, the Sharktopus (or pulpurón, which comes to the same thing) goes to Mexican waters ready to scoff at every tourist who is his path.

Diagnosis: facing these types of securities inevitably makes us twist the gesture at the same time raises the fun of every movie buff most bizarre and psychotronic / tropics.
But really, what difference titles like this (or any of the other films, each more insane, that Roger Corman has produced recently for SyFy channel Universal) with productions that made this clever producer Picture for American International in the early 50? Why now defend titles like Attack of the Crab Monsters , It Conquered the world or The wasp woman at the same time dealing with products like this Sharktopus contempt?

elements are exactly the same: nonsensical scripts, special effects flights (however these are digital), third-row players (it hurts to see where he completed an actor in his time as promising as Eric Roberts) and a pellet production work led to the immediate consumption of an avid teenage audience novelties. The answer to that we deal with more condescension and labeled as "classic" those titles is certainly the effect that the time factor occurs in these works that make it cumbersome in naive as to irresistibly cheesy "kichts."

But if something must be recognized in this production (yet another clash of creature artificially modified for military purposes with its creators, more like Baywatch has Ph.D. scientists in molecular genetics), like their predecessors, is his absolute honesty in their approach: just five minutes have passed since the creature escapes laboratory from there an endless persecution, picnicking monster attacks every living creature, bold humor (attention to the intervention-cameo of a dear and old man named Roger Corman, by far the best of the tape) , girls in bikini and especially the fresh feeling that those responsible do not take the thing too seriously.

Needless to say much more about this title. Today will cause the flight of more than one, tomorrow is destined to be a classic B-series computer graphics revolution, "B" low-class, of course.


Official Trailer of the thing in question

can not miss it: The mutants amateur sailors.
Refrain: whomever the poster, the trailer and the photos do not prove absolutely irresistible.

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